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Wendy , age 19. Full-time hardworking chef!

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biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.

(via purpliepanda)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via giggle)

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via covocal)

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

(via karracuuda)

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